dawnie-dragon asked: Pssstt it's been a while since I heard from you ouo how are you?
i have been good how are you?
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
Some people just don’t understand me, But then there’s other people that actually do!
What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.
celeb comes out as bi “despite being married to…”
celeb comes out as bi “however is married to…”
celeb comes out as bi “although is in a relationship with…”
what a time to be alive
oh. my. God.
- lady gaga: *walks outside to check the mail*
- fans: SHE'S BACK, BITCHES!
- fans: ARTPOP IS COMING!!!
- fans: THE NEW ALBUM COVER IS IN THAT MAIL
- fans: SHE'S WALKING *walk walk fashion baby* BAD ROMANCE 2??
- fans: SHE MADE 32 STEPS, ARTPOP ON AUGUST 32nd??
- fans: IT'S 6pm, ''TWILIGHT'' NEW SINGLE??
- fans: SHE IS WEARING JEANS!! NEW STYLE - NEW ERA?!
- fans: HER LEGS LOOK LIKE A UPSIDE-DOWN 'V' - MTV VMAs???
- fans: SHE'S SMILING AGAIN!! GET READY FOR ARTPOP!!
can I just
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
And the progress thing.
I think I’ll leave this now and do something else…
I am a fan.
When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
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