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dawnie-dragon asked: Pssstt it's been a while since I heard from you ouo how are you?

i have been good how are you?

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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Some people just don’t understand me, But then there’s other people that actually do!

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thefuzzydave:

What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.

thefuzzydave:

What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.

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wowlol:

mikecool:

ilovepineapple:

princessamz:

larrytattoos:

Find more helpful diet tips here xx

thank you for making this post without STATING WHAT THE HERBS AND SPICES ARE


WAIT! I FOUND A TO SOME OF THEM HERE

So I can literally put some of these in my spaghetti and lose weight oh my god bless you

i love helpful tumblr stuff yay

wowlol:

mikecool:

ilovepineapple:

princessamz:

larrytattoos:

Find more helpful diet tips here xx

thank you for making this post without STATING WHAT THE HERBS AND SPICES ARE

WAIT! I FOUND A TO SOME OF THEM HERE

So I can literally put some of these in my spaghetti and lose weight oh my god bless you

i love helpful tumblr stuff yay

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lackingingravitas:

celeb comes out as bi “despite being married to…”
celeb comes out as bi “however is married to…”
celeb comes out as bi “although is in a relationship with…”

can.

you.

not.

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yunafire:

tobeymacguire:

totally-uncalled-for:

nightmareloki:

fishpun:

pocketwatchesandtea:

Guys.
It happened. 

what a time to be alive

oh. my. God.

FUCK

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  • lady gaga: *walks outside to check the mail*
  • fans: SHE'S BACK, BITCHES!
  • fans: ARTPOP IS COMING!!!
  • fans: THE NEW ALBUM COVER IS IN THAT MAIL
  • fans: SHE'S WALKING *walk walk fashion baby* BAD ROMANCE 2??
  • fans: SHE MADE 32 STEPS, ARTPOP ON AUGUST 32nd??
  • fans: IT'S 6pm, ''TWILIGHT'' NEW SINGLE??
  • fans: SHE IS WEARING JEANS!! NEW STYLE - NEW ERA?!
  • fans: HER LEGS LOOK LIKE A UPSIDE-DOWN 'V' - MTV VMAs???
  • fans: SHE'S SMILING AGAIN!! GET READY FOR ARTPOP!!

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drcoxsredwingsjersey:

can I just

drcoxsredwingsjersey:

can I just

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I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 13 and younger than 25.

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

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coelasquid:

uzlolzu:

And the progress thing.

I think I’ll leave this now and do something else…

I am a fan.

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lysophosphatidylinositol:

When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud

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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

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